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Sometimes I get asked what would it take to convince me that IBWOs are actually extinct… so I’ll pass along yet another re-work of a very old post/list from 17+ years ago:

10 things that would make me re-consider the possibility that IBWOs are really extinct:

10. A snowball makes its way through Hell unscathed...

9. Gene Sparling, Tim Gallagher, and Bobby Harrison  finally confess that their whole storyline and sightings were a hoax dreamed up following a 5th round of Tequila Sunrises in a local Little Rock bar & grill.

8. Someone finds an Ivory-bill hanging in the woods with a note that reads, "Good-bye cruel world, I was the very last of my kind."

7. New, advanced genetic techniques prove once-and-for-all that Ivory-billed Woodpeckers NEVER actually existed to begin with, but were merely the hybrid offspring of Pileateds and Imperials hooking up on Friday nights.

6. Pileated Woodpeckers finally admit to pranking foolish, naive birders by dressing up as Ivory-bills and swooping through Southern hardwoods (after a few too many fermented berries).

5. At the next A.O.U. meeting, Cornell announces that they have documented a small population of Moas residing deep in the heart of Staten Island (...though the videotape is a tad fuzzy).

4. I’m informed that, unbeknownst to most northerners, a longstanding, fun pastime of southern youngsters, is constructing and flying paper-mache models of Ivory-billed Woodpeckers in their local woods.

3. It’s discovered that 97% of ALL participants on social media discussing Ivory-bills heatedly back-and-forth are actually just aliases of some bloke named Fred.

2. An unannounced raid of David Sibley's painting studio by Federal agents finds shelves and shelves and shelves of stuffed Ivory-billed Woodpecker carcasses with time, date, and place of collection meticulously recorded… BUT, none more recent than Sept.,1982.

1. Newly-released classified government documents (from Julian Assange) reveal that the "Birds aren't real" movement is 100% true!!

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-- Let's Go To The Movies!! -- +Addendum

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There have been some independent IBWO movies in the past, and now a new "short" is about to premier, Feb. 18, at the Big Sky Documentary Film Festival (Missoula, Montana) based on the life and times (so-to-speak) of National Aviary searcher Mark Michaels:

https://projectcoyoteibwo.com/2024/01/24/some-personal-news-american-grail-to-premiere-at-big-sky-documentary-film-festival/

Hopefully, there will be a future list of other indie venues or sites it will be available at.

....Speaking of Ivorybill movies... I’ve previously had the idea for a major IBWO movie made for the big screen, so without further adieu my choices for some major players and who ought play them in the film…:  ;)

Bobby Harrison………… …………Sean Penn

Chuck Hunter ............................... Dustin Hoffmann

Cyberthrush…………………………… Brad Pitt

David Luneau …………… ……….Leonardo DiCaprio 

David Sibley……………..… ……..Steve Carrell

Fred Virrazzi …………………………. Jim Carrey

Gene Sparling………………………….Robert De Niro

Geoff Hill ……………………………… Kevin Costner

Jerry Jackson ……………………….. George Clooney

John Fitzpatrick ……………………. Tom Hanks

Mark Michaels ………………………… Matt Damon

Martjan Lammertink………………….Arnold Schwarzenegger

Matt Courtman……………………….. Harrison Ford

Mike Collins ………………………….. Mickey Rourke

Steve Latta……………….………… Matthew Broderick

Tim Gallagher………………………..Tom Cruise

USFWS ……………………………….. Ministry of Silly Walks

Waitress at the Ivory-bill Cafe, Brinkley, Ark.......Jennifer Lawrence 

...and extras (mostly for roles of skeptics): Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, John Cleese, Larry David, Adam Sandler, Rowan Atkinson.…

….Yo, Spielberg, can you front me a couple $$million to get this blockbuster off the ground???

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ADDENDUM:

This turns out to be a two-fer day for Mark Michaels as he has a second posting on his blog today in addition to the one above. The second offering is unrelated to the upcoming film, and instead focuses on how the earlier controversy over Cornell’s Big Woods findings/arguments weighed heavily on the reception of the Project Principalis published work in Louisiana:

https://projectcoyoteibwo.com/2024/01/24/2023-in-retrospect-part-3-standing-in-the-shadows-of-arkansas-plus-some-news-for-2024/

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-- Umm, Yes, I Have a Bit Too Much Time On My Hands --

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I’ve been perusing some old posts that I don’t even remember writing (…I’m gettin’ old), and may do some updates of them, starting with this one:

9 Things NOT likely to happen in 2024… and one that might :

1. Sacha Baron Cohen releases his latest film entitled "Borat Wanders the American Southern Swampland In Search of that Very Most Elusive Ivory-beaked Woodpecker, For the Benefit of Mankind."

2. Steve Latta claims again to see an Ivory-bill in Louisiana but nobody believes him, when the bird in his only photograph appears to be an Imperial.

3. In a remarkable coincidence, David Sibley and John Fitzpatrick compete against one another in a new season of “Dancing With the Stars.”

4. The great great grandson of Mason Spencer walks into Van Remsen's LSU office one Friday afternoon and plunks down a freshly-shot Ivory-bill, inquiring, "So is this the dang thing you fellas been lookin' fer???"

5. Matt Courtman receives $1.5 million from George Soros’s Foundation to search for the IBWO (...and boy, is the National Aviary pissed!).

6. Donald Trump shoots an illegal immigrant on 5th Avenue, insuring a landslide victory in the Presidential election.

7. Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg finally announce that they will henceforth rule the world as a triumvirate, and the rest of us should just STFU.

8. Peace on Earth

9. Jennifer Aniston marries Cyberthrush.

10. Photographs taken at a nesthole in Louisiana show 2 large black-and-white woodpeckers that everyone agrees are NOT Pileateds!

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— Match Game —

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Cold, windy weather has kept me inside lately doing mindless things… like creating this match-up game for readers. Column A has several names somehow connected with Ivory-billed Woodpeckers and column B has things those names may be significantly associated with… match them up (most are pretty easy, but a few might be more obscure… and yeah, there may be some ambiguity):

Column A                      Column B

1)  Alex Sanders            a) Project Coyote 

2) Bill Pulliam                 b)  Santee Swamp    

3) Bob Russell               c)  Fishcrow

4) David Martin               d) Imperial Woodpecker

5) Fielding Lewis             e)  National Aviary

6) Frank Wiley                 f) “the Chief”

7) Gene Sparling             g) Georgia Ivorybills

8)  Herb Stoddard           h)  LSU

9) James Kilgo                i)  Eskimo Curlew

10)  J.J. Kuhn                   j) “Ghost Bird” 

11)  Lester Short               k)  Moss Island, Tenn.

12)  Martin Collinson         l)  “Deep Enough For Ivorybills”         

13) Mary Scott                   m)  Fangsheath                

14) Mike Collins                n)  Big Woods kayaker 

15)  Scott Crocker             o)  British birder  & ‘crime-fighting hero’ 

16) Steve Latta                   p)  Choctawhatchee 

17)  Sufjan Stevens            q)  birdingAmerica.com     

18) Tyler Hicks                    r)  Singer Tract           

19) Van Remsen                s)  Cuban Ivoryblll      

20) William Rhein               t)  “And the sewing machine, the industrial 

                                                 god..."                  

                                                 

                                            

(answers will be given below in comments)

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— Books ...& more — +Addenda

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Haven’t talked about IBWO books in awhile, but the topic came up over on FB so, for newbies primarily, will re-state what remain my favorite IBWO volumes (out of the growing number), with the caveat that I do have some problems or issues with most of these:

1)  The Ivory-billed Woodpecker — James Tanner

….the classic study that is sort of ‘must’ reading, but which also must be taken cautiously as an old, limited study primarily in a single locale of but a few birds, with conclusions/results that may or may not generalize well today. Important to be familiar with though because of the frequency with which other books will reference it.

2)  In Search of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker — Jerome Jackson

….also, a sort of classic at the time it came out by one of the leading experts and defenders of the Ivory-bill (I have one of the first editions, but am guessing that later editions have been brought more up-to-date with some of the newer information and storylines).

3)  The Grail Bird — Tim Gallagher

….a fun, interesting read (with some new info) by someone intimately familiar with the Cornell endeavor in the Big Woods of Arkansas.

4)  The Race to Save the Lord God Bird — Phillip Hoose

….another fun, great read, with lots of pictures. Hoose is known as a writer for young people, but really this volume is for anyone.

5)  The Travails of Two Woodpeckers — Noel Snyder

….a lesser-known volume from a great ornithologist, with a slightly different take on some matters. (The second of the two woodpeckers under discussion is the Imperial of Mexico).

6)  Woody’s Last Laugh — J. Christopher Haney

…By far, my favorite volume (if you get and seriously read this one you don’t really need the 5 previous ones!). Not always well-organized, sometimes repetitive, and not without flaws, but easily the best overall compendium of Ivory-bill history and information available — even with more IBWO books likely in the works, I doubt any will surpass this volume for sheer comprehensiveness. SO much information (in both text and footnotes), it is a bit more of a slog to read than the other books, but worth it!

There are plenty of other volumes focused on, or with chapters about, the IBWO, but I don't regard them as foundational as the above works.

Now, for some different entertainment (...and my own oddball reasons), will pass along the below interactive puzzle. It is a weaker takeoff on Andy Naughton’s marvelous, old “Flash Mind Reader” (which I can't find a good working example of on the Web right now)… this one is not as good as Andy's, but operates in same way:

https://www.transum.org/Maths/Investigation/Mind_Reader/

Next, here are several of the optical illusions I have posted on the blog before:

https://twitter.com/Woofkoof/status/1467904569279762440

https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1117597108259831808

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1467063629564448770

https://twitter.com/TechAmazing/status/1335798167661662212

https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1465919065998782469

https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/820926823479513088

https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1470506334126628866

https://twitter.com/rajdeep_baral/status/1308711678553415681

https://twitter.com/sinix777/status/1384916614202679298

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8

Lastly, almost in a similar vein, here is a recent post of interest from Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/179784035376368/permalink/7342075399147160/?mibextid=c7yyfP

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ADDENDUM 1/15:

More books…:

I tend to approach controversial subjects from a cognitive psychology background so maybe worth citing some of the works I’ve enjoyed that address the way the mind and human thinking works (at the end of his “Woody’s Last Laugh” volume Dr. Chris Haney also offered a brief list of such books, and there are many more currently available for a mass audience). The below is a somewhat eclectic mix of a few I particularly like, in alphabetical order:

A Field Guide to Lies  — Daniel Levitin

Beyond the Hoax  — Alan Sokal

How Not To Be Wrong  — Jordan Ellenberg

How The Mind Works  -- Steven Pinker

Language In Thought and Action  — S.I. Hayakawa

Mindware  — Richard Nisbett

Thinking Fast and Slow  — Daniel Kahneman

Thinking 101  —Woo-kyoung Ahn

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