Sunday, July 15, 2007
-- You Too Can Be a Skeptic! --
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After conducting a careful meta-linguistic, multi-syllabic, text-analysis of the extant skeptical literature available I've discovered that you too can be a purported skeptic IF you are able to employ the following 10 words in any particular order within a single paragraph:
1) artifactual, 2) putative, 3) secondaries, 4) Tanner, 5) deinterlaced, 6) groupthink, 7) dorsal, 8) Gadwall, 9) pixels, 10) faith-based
(ohhh, and fer shur don't fergit to mention that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence --- a dag-gone clincher)
Go for it, and Good Luck (...you too jes' might get published!!)
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Yeah, yeah. And you know you're a true believer when you commonly use the following terms:
1. Wing beats
2. Rediscovered
3. Convincing
4. Sightings
5. Unmistakable
6. Double knocks
7. Bark peeling
8. Unsearched
9. Optimistic
and the new favorite
10. Flight mechanics
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