-- Forthcoming IBWO Movies? ;-) --

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All the chatter lately about the 3 main Ivory-bill-related movies, "Ghost Bird" (Crocker) "The Lord God Bird" (George Butler), and the fictionalized account, "Woodpecker" (Karpovsky), got me to thinkin' about the many other possible titles for Ivory-bill movies perhaps yet to come. So without further adieu, a dozen possible forthcoming releases for the big screen ;-))):

1) Close Encounters of the Bird Kind

2) 2005: A Swamp Odyssey

3) Gone With the Singer Tract

4) One Flew Over the Woodpecker's Nest

5) Sleepless In Bayou de View

6) Pirates of the Choctawhatchee

7) Swamp Trek

8) The Good, The Bad, and The Elusive

9) Boggy Horror Picture Show

10) Last Tango In Brinkley

11) The LordGodBirdFather

12) Monty Python and the Holy Grail Bird

and to finish out, a couple of titles that don't even need altering:

13) Great Expectations

14) It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

So grab a soda, pop some popcorn, and come set a spell....
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