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The bird that just keeps inspiring... One fellow's IBWO fantasy here:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=40423566&blogID=274021536
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And for further entertainment here's one of my favorite old verbatim articles on the captive-bred/released California Condors; sure to bring a chuckle or two:

 "Cocksure Condors"   By Bob Saberhagen Californian correspondent
Filed: 09/09/1999 
"PINE MOUNTAIN — When former Sierra Club national chairman Les Reid helped  
pass the 1992 Condor Range and Rivers Act to provide habitat for the  endangered
California condor, he never thought he would have them in his bed.   Monday, while
working at the computer in the downstairs den of his rustic  Pine Mountain home, the
84-year-old environmental activist heard noises  coming from the top floor.   
There Reid was greeted by eight giant California Condors cavorting in his  bedroom.
They had ripped through the screen door leading from an outside deck  of the hillside
home nearly 6,000 feet above sea level.

 One bird was carrying Reid's underwear around in his mouth, he said.   
"It was a beautiful moment," said Reid. "They just stood there looking at me. 
They weren't afraid of this old white-haired gentleman."    The group in Reid's bedroom
was part of a gang of 15 young birds that invaded  the mountain community a week
ago and decided to stay.   The 15 are among only 29 of the huge vultures flying free
in California, part  of a recovering population that totals only 167 after nearly becoming extinct 
in the 1980's.    

Dubbed the "The Wrecking Crew" by biologists chasing them, the wandering  birds have
spent the past few days making their presence well-known to  residents of the mountain
community south of Bakersfield.   But so far, to the dismay of some residents, a team of biologists
from the  U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's California Condor Recovery Program has been  
unable to chase the endangered birds back to the wild.

 While many locals marvel at their graceful daily flights over the village,  others are not so pleased.  
The giant vultures, averaging 20 pounds each with wingspans of 9 or more  feet, have been soaring
from home to home at the higher elevations, startling  several occupants with destructive, noisy —
and messy — visits to their decks  and rooftops.   Homeowners report the birds have destroyed patio
furniture, potted plants and  insulated wires. They've also torn up roofing shingles while leaving huge
 amounts of droppings in their destructive wake.  

Recovery team members have been in hot pursuit, chucking pinecones at them  when they land,
but the birds just flee from house to house.   Their apparent lack of fear toward humans has Fish and
Wildlife biologists  concerned for the safety of the group. The birds were born in captivity in  San Diego
and released over the past three years in Lion Canyon near New  Cuyama in northern Santa Barbara County.

  "If they keep this up they could end up back in captivity," said biologist  Mike Barth who, with team partner
Tom Williams, has spent the past several  days trying to convince the birds to leave the area and shy away
from contact  with humans.    Pine Mountain resident Patti Fields resorted to squirting them with a garden
hose after they ignored her shouts, but they continue to return to her home  each time biologists flush them
from another.   "I just scrubbed the deck the day before they first showed up," she said, her  nose wrinkled at
the mess on her roof and wooden deck. "They sound like an  army marching across your roof."  

The birds can drop a cup or more of excrement at a time, Williams said.   While undesirable, the group's
behavior is not all that unusual. Condors have  in the past been known to frequent areas populated by humans.  
"It's normal for juveniles to hang out together and they have a tendency to  tear things up," Williams said.   
This group recently spent some time in the Stallion Springs area of  Tehachapi, where Fish and Wildlife workers
are presently going door to door  telling people not feed or encourage them. They have also visited homes near 
Lake Cachuma.    Recovery program officials said they are being tolerant — for now.  

"We're hoping that when they start breeding they'll stop this kind of  behavior," said Deputy Project
Coordinator Greg Austin. "We don't want to see  these birds doing these things. Right now we're giving
them some slack."   Austin said the birds, ranging in age from 2 to 5 years old, will reach  sexual maturity
at age 6.    Only 167 California condors are in existence today. They were near extinction  in 1987 when
the last of 22 remaining wild birds were captured and placed in  a captive breeding program. So far, 49
condors have been released to the wild  since 1992, when the first 13 were released. Twenty of those are
presently in  Arizona with the remaining 29 in California.

  Ideally, biologists prefer the California-released birds remain within the  467,000 acres of habitat in
the Los Padres National Forest provided for them  in the Condor Range and Rivers Act.   Outside
the wilderness the birds face a host of urban dangers. Condors have  died drinking anti-freeze, by
electrocution after landing on power poles, and  others have become ill eating carrion containing lead
bullets.    Many of the problems have been solved by using aversion training methods,  including use
of mock power poles that jolt them with a low voltage shock.   But this group of juveniles seems to have
forgotten lessons taught in the  negative conditioning classes, especially the portion regarding fear of  humans.  

Among other perils they face here is the possibility they might collide with  power lines during their low- level
flights through the community.   "They can spread their wings and electrocute themselves," Barth said.   Austin
said efforts to train the birds are being thwarted by well-meaning  people who feed and encourage their presence.
 Officials ask that residents stay at least 100 feet away from them.    "If they approach, clap your hands and yell to
scare them off," said  Williams.  Above all, don't feed them, he stressed.  

Williams said condors normally feed up to twice weekly on the carcasses of  deer, cattle and other large, dead
animals found in the wilderness.    Officers said they will continue attempts to persuade the birds to leave the  
area where their activities will be constantly monitored.   "We're going to keep tabs on them, document where
they go and what they're  feeding on," Williams said. "We just want to keep them out of trouble," he  added."
 ....and not a lot has changed since 1999; see here:

http://origin.sltrib.com/news/ci_6030030
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